Nov 30, 2011

Wetting Down a commission

In the old Navy, an officer's commission was hand-written on heavy parchment. According to some sources, the newly commissioned or promoted officer held a dinner for his shipmates and friends. During the course of the evening, the new commission was rolled into a cone, the small end folded up to form a cup. This paper cup was passed around the table for all the guests to toast the new officer. Thus, the new commission was "wetted down." Considering the importance of the document, however, this interpretation may be doubtful. Commissions inmost of  the navies were signed and issued by the President and were of great legal and personal value.
According to other sources, the wetting down party was once quite a rough and tumble affair. It was the custom for the officer to wear his new uniform or stripes for the first time at the wetting down. The guests would then proceed to christen the uniform, the occupant, and the commission with whatever liquid refreshment (paid for by the victim) was available. Over the years, however, Navy life has became more calm, the price of gold braid has skyrocketed and a literal christening is not usually condoned. It might even be considered downright unsociable.

Nov 18, 2011

Cumshaw

Something procured outside official channels and without official payment.  Word derived from beggars of Amoy, China, who said "kam sia" meaning "grateful -thanks."  The Navy term usually relates to unauthorized work done for a ship or station usually obtained by bartering.  "The shipyard welder added the brackets in exchange for five pounds of coffee."  A "cumshaw artist" is one who is adapt at getting projects done or items for free or by bartering.

Tending the Side.

Piping as a ceremony with side boys is a custom evolving from the days when visitors were hoisted aboard by use of the boatswain's chair.  The pipe was used for the commands "hoist away" and "avast heaving."  Members of the crew of the host ship did the hoisting.  It is from the aid they rendered in tending the side that the custom originated of having a certain number of men, ("side boys,") present.  In time it became a courtesy for high ranking officers and diplomatic officials to honored by sideboys and piping ceremony.